Corrupt a Wish

[ratman]

Granted, but it dies from overheating.

I wish for a [NULL].

*Yes, it is supposed to be "NULL"*

[L G B T]

granted, but you get cancer

i wish for cancer

[HappyguyForum]

(most random guy ever i swear lol)
granted but the cancer morphs from cancer and then into aids
I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.

[L G B T]

granted, but you get cancer.

I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.

[HappyguyForum]

granted, but you get cancer.

I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.

granted but you become homo from looking at the donkey too long
I wish to stop being too awesome

[Sauke]

granted but you become homo from looking at the donkey too long
I wish to stop being too awesome

(I think the rule of the game is to wish for something you don't already have.)

[Cucking Funt]

WINNER!^^^

[Sean]

Since I'm too lazy to make a new thread, and since gravedigging rules don't apply to threads in the Forum Games section (post count isn't recorded), I thought I'd bring this beauty back.

I wish for a real snowman that talks!

[Prayer]

granted!! But it speaks of everything embarrassing/odd thing you've ever done.

I wish to be a fruit!!

[Sean]

Granted, but you're already rotten!

I wish for a better computer!

[Sanji]

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you turn it on.
I wish for omnipresence.

[Gornu]

Granted, but you also stink wherever from you to everywhere, no matter how pretty you smell.

I want a 21 button game controller.

[Prayer]

Granted, but you also stink wherever from you to everywhere, no matter how pretty you smell.

I want a 21 button game controller.

No buttons work.

I want the iphone 5!!!

[Gornu]

The phone works fine, batteries charge and you can do what you want on it.  Unbeknownst to you is as long as there is a charge it secretly emits a non-audible hypnotic programming from itself, eventually causing you to believe you are an anthrophomorphic strawberry within weeks of using it.

My request is for a computer modelling program to simulate Rune Rebels Movie videos as if it were in real life, but same graphics.

[Sean]

Granted, but the program comes with a highly advanced virus that gives you herpes whenever you turn on your sound system.

I wish for my own personal genie!