Corrupt a Wish

[Sean]

It appears as if you may have just found the loop hole... Syke.
Granted. I can't corrupt your wishes, but everyone else still can.  8)

I wish for the ability to make any woman I want fall in love with me whenever I sexually gaze into their eyes.

[Sanji]

Granted,but you now have a blank spot where your .... should be.
I wish for Dior to come back.

[Charles]

Granted but he cannot log in and can only post in the Off Topic section.
I wish for a hoover board

[Zeliounz]

Granted, but it can only hoover for 1 second every 10 years.
I wish NO ONE COULD EVER CORRUPT MY WISHES EVER AGAIN.

[Sean]

Well then...
Granted bitch, now gtfo this thread.  8)

I wish for scissor hands.

[Sanji]

Granted,but your arms fall off in 10 seconds.
I wish I owned Google.

[Sean]

Granted, but you don't gain any money from it.

I wish Santa Claus was real.

[Zeliounz]

He is, but instead of giving presents, he rapes children.
I wish NO ONES WISH COULD EVER BE CORRUPTED AGAIN

[Sean]

Granted, no ones wishes could ever be corrupted again, only twos.

I wish for Zeliounz to stop camping this thread and trying to find loop holes.  :'(

[Zeliounz]

Granted, But Zeliounz won't return to the game like he was planning, he'll commit suicide (SIKE, I'M BACK BITCHES)
I wish Sean could stop worrying about silly loopholes that don't exist!

[Gornu]

Granted, but as it turns out, the loop holes that don't exist start worrying about you causing all sorts of energies to flow your way.

I want a stick enchanted with sharpness IV.

[Sean]

Granted, but now you can't equip any other item.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.

[The Vanguard]

Granted, but now you can't equip any other item.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.

Granted, but you can never use it.

I wish for a abnormally large(er) banana, and an internet connection that does not go down on me for a week.

[HappyguyForum]

granted but the bananna is rotten and nobody likes it and the internet connection goes down every day for 3 hours.
I wish for someone to sell me more coal on RR.

[Sean]

Granted, but then Jad appears and you find yourself in Lumbridge with 3 coins.

I wish for a pet Jad that would eat anyone who corrupts my wishes.