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Miscellaneous Boards => Forum Games => Started by: nnccmm on February 11, 2013, 02:42:04 pm

Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: nnccmm on February 11, 2013, 02:42:04 pm
This game is fairly simple in itself. The goal: make the previous poster regret ever wishing for what they wished for.

Corrupt a Wish goes like this: the first person makes a wish. The next person grants that wish but twists it up before wishing for something themselves.

Here's an example

Person 1: I wish for a cake.

Person 2: Granted, but the frosting is made of cement.
I wish for an apple.

Person 3: Granted, but it's full of maggots and worms.
I wish for (etc.)

I'll start off.
I wish for 99 mining
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: skiller on February 11, 2013, 02:50:55 pm
granted
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Skiller on February 11, 2013, 04:39:11 pm
Really Skiller why ruin it.
Granted, but everything you mine falls on the floor and cannot be picked up.

I wish for STD's
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 11, 2013, 04:44:10 pm
Really Skiller why ruin it.
Granted, but everything you mine falls on the floor and cannot be picked up.

I wish for STD's
Granted, but you will now be cursed by the sex gods.
I wish for a room made of sour patch kids
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Skiller on February 11, 2013, 04:50:31 pm
Granted but they will come to life and haunt you.
I wish for some popcorn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 11, 2013, 04:51:59 pm
Granted but they will come to life and haunt you.
you gotta wish for something  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Skiller on February 11, 2013, 04:53:09 pm
Yeah sorry fixed it ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: skiller on February 11, 2013, 05:28:52 pm
Yeah sorry fixed it ;)


y u gota ruin everything
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 11, 2013, 05:31:03 pm
Granted but they will come to life and haunt you.
I wish for some popcorn.
Granted but the popcorn was found deep in the caverns of an old mans anus.
i wish for a new laptop
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Fx on February 11, 2013, 05:36:27 pm
Granted but they will come to life and haunt you.
I wish for some popcorn.
Granted but the popcorn was found deep in the caverns of an old mans anus.
i wish for a new laptop

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 11, 2013, 05:37:50 pm
Granted, but you can only spend it on et cartridges for the atari 2600
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: nnccmm on February 11, 2013, 06:13:02 pm
Granted, but the gods of the wishing well are upset that you did not honor them. They give you a curse that makes everyone throw pennies at you.

I wish the snow would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 11, 2013, 06:16:32 pm
Granted, but the gods of the wishing well are upset that you did not honor them. They give you a curse that makes everyone throw pennies at you.

I wish the snow would go away.
Granted, but all the snow falling from the sky turns into sand.
i wish for a mansion
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Fx on February 11, 2013, 06:37:26 pm
Granted, but the gods of the wishing well are upset that you did not honor them. They give you a curse that makes everyone throw pennies at you.

I wish the snow would go away.
Granted, but all the snow falling from the sky turns into sand.
i wish for a mansion

Granted, but each room is filled with maggots.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Skiller on February 12, 2013, 02:57:14 am
Granted, but it only lasts 100seconds
I wish for a dog :]
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: nnccmm on February 12, 2013, 11:45:21 pm
Granted, but it has 17 stomachs and is shitting almost constantly.
I wish for a kitten.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Cheshire Cat on February 12, 2013, 11:49:41 pm
Granted, but it has demon eyes that open a portal to another world and you release horrible creatures that destroy all humanity.

I wish for some more snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on February 13, 2013, 01:36:01 am
Granted, but it has demon eyes that open a portal to another world and you release horrible creatures that destroy all humanity.

I wish for some more snow.
granted but The snow is the drug, snow and it came from deep in the depths of mexico which was made in meth lab in the bottom of the basement/ whore house.
I wish for someone to grant my wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Skiller on February 13, 2013, 03:22:18 am
Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Farzeer on February 13, 2013, 07:08:35 am
Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking

Granted, but you'll still burn everything you'll ever cook.

I wish for the genie that grants this wish a bad day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Fx on February 14, 2013, 04:50:20 am
Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking

Granted, but you'll still burn everything you'll ever cook.

I wish for the genie that grants this wish a bad day.

Granted, but he also gives you peglegs.

I wish for snickers..
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: how about no on February 14, 2013, 01:10:49 pm
granted but its made of shit insteada chocolate.
I wish people stopped wishing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zoro on February 14, 2013, 01:56:45 pm
granted, but they only stop for two minutes
I wish I have 20/20 vision
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Odin on February 14, 2013, 07:05:30 pm
Granted, but I'll be taking your eyes for safe keeping. Into the jar they go.. Hehehe..

I wish I were to become a mortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Francis on February 14, 2013, 09:42:35 pm
Granted, but I'll be taking your eyes for safe keeping. Into the jar they go.. Hehehe..

I wish I were to become a mortal.

Granted, but you have aids.

I wish for Rune Rebels to go back online!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Chris on February 15, 2013, 01:21:42 am
Granted, but it will be within the next hour. Pssst, Kevin said so in IRC. 8)

I wish the skill slayer to be out when i log in next.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 15, 2013, 04:08:49 am
Granted, but you won't be able to gain exp.
I wish to succeed!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Black on February 15, 2013, 08:37:24 am
Granted, but you won't be able to gain exp.
I wish to succeed!
Granted, but only once.

I wish for endless money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Francis on February 15, 2013, 03:32:52 pm
Granted, but you can only get 1 dollar per day.

I wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 15, 2013, 04:13:07 pm
Granted, although it'll have extra spicy chilli on it.
I wish for more than 24 hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Francis on February 15, 2013, 05:01:07 pm
Granted, although it'll have extra spicy chilli on it.
I wish for more than 24 hours in a day.

Granted, but you get 24 hours and 1 minute in a day.

I wish for level 126 in Rune Rebels.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 15, 2013, 07:32:28 pm
Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Francis on February 15, 2013, 08:06:42 pm
Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.

Granted, but he will only stop for a short period of time.

I wish for a new Ipod Touch
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 15, 2013, 08:38:18 pm
Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sauke on February 15, 2013, 09:50:20 pm
Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....

Granted, but everything you eat tastes delicious and smells like shit. Also, you have cancer.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 15, 2013, 09:54:04 pm
Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sauke on February 15, 2013, 09:57:24 pm
Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Francis on February 16, 2013, 12:38:37 am
Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.

Granted, but there I'm not going to corrupt your wish because that's something I want.

I wish for pizza again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dug on February 16, 2013, 06:06:00 am
Granted, but this time it'll be salivated with an old man's spit.
I wish for a brand new Dodge Charger.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Digtron on February 16, 2013, 08:23:47 pm
Granted, however you can only ride in the passenger seat around you block one time on the third tuesday of December .
I wish this was the last post in this thread. βΈ–)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on February 16, 2013, 11:03:41 pm
Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Myself on February 17, 2013, 07:54:36 am
Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.

Granted, but you made a fatal error in your wording. I wish for the next poster to write a beautiful poem.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Digtron on February 17, 2013, 07:36:19 pm
Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on February 17, 2013, 07:42:49 pm
Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.
granted, but it comes out the day after your death.
I wish for a hawt sugar momma
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gaystings on February 17, 2013, 09:21:20 pm
granted, but its your cousin.
I wish for a penguin.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ratman on February 18, 2013, 01:24:30 am
Granted, but it dies from overheating.

I wish for a [NULL].

*Yes, it is supposed to be "NULL"*
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: L G B T on February 18, 2013, 02:22:38 am
granted, but you get cancer

i wish for cancer
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on February 18, 2013, 02:28:20 am
(most random guy ever i swear lol)
granted but the cancer morphs from cancer and then into aids
I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: L G B T on February 18, 2013, 02:31:51 am
granted, but you get cancer.

I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on February 18, 2013, 12:50:57 pm
granted, but you get cancer.

I wish for donkey to be my trusty steed to ride into the roaring flatlands.
granted but you become homo from looking at the donkey too long
I wish to stop being too awesome
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sauke on February 18, 2013, 12:54:19 pm
granted but you become homo from looking at the donkey too long
I wish to stop being too awesome

(I think the rule of the game is to wish for something you don't already have.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Cucking Funt on February 24, 2013, 06:17:20 am
WINNER!^^^
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 28, 2013, 03:15:21 am
Since I'm too lazy to make a new thread, and since gravedigging rules don't apply to threads in the Forum Games section (post count isn't recorded), I thought I'd bring this beauty back.

I wish for a real snowman that talks!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Prayer on July 28, 2013, 03:19:19 am
granted!! But it speaks of everything embarrassing/odd thing you've ever done.

I wish to be a fruit!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 28, 2013, 03:20:38 am
Granted, but you're already rotten!

I wish for a better computer!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 28, 2013, 04:52:21 am
Granted, but it explodes as soon as you turn it on.
I wish for omnipresence.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on July 28, 2013, 02:12:23 pm
Granted, but you also stink wherever from you to everywhere, no matter how pretty you smell.

I want a 21 button game controller.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Prayer on July 28, 2013, 03:41:41 pm
Granted, but you also stink wherever from you to everywhere, no matter how pretty you smell.

I want a 21 button game controller.

No buttons work.

I want the iphone 5!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on July 28, 2013, 03:51:34 pm
The phone works fine, batteries charge and you can do what you want on it.  Unbeknownst to you is as long as there is a charge it secretly emits a non-audible hypnotic programming from itself, eventually causing you to believe you are an anthrophomorphic strawberry within weeks of using it.

My request is for a computer modelling program to simulate Rune Rebels Movie videos as if it were in real life, but same graphics.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 28, 2013, 06:11:27 pm
Granted, but the program comes with a highly advanced virus that gives you herpes whenever you turn on your sound system.

I wish for my own personal genie!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on July 28, 2013, 10:04:56 pm
Granted but it grants everyone but you wishes
I wish for a house that talks to me when i poop and measures it in couric's. It then tells me what a great job i did after i took that poop and wipes the sweat off my brow and gives me a twinky (the non fattening ones of course)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 28, 2013, 11:04:53 pm
Granted but the house stores all your poop in a a giant box and saves it til Christmas for you to open.

I wish for a magical flying unicorn!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 29, 2013, 09:17:45 am
Granted,but it gives you cancer.
I wish for a penguin named Chester.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Brothership on July 29, 2013, 10:06:25 am
Granted but Chester is in secret a spy for the penguins and will kill all of humanity.

I wish for a dinosaur guard!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Charles on July 29, 2013, 10:12:33 am
Granted you got a Dinosaur but it's a Tea-Rex
I wish for Tree Seeds!
(http://gallery.burrowowl.net/_images/beaa1f371f50eb8bcfb04bad5d86f16c/22949%20-%20comic%20delightful%20dinosaur%20hat%20monocle%20tea.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Janloom on July 29, 2013, 10:32:56 am
You get a thousand and one acorns, and a spirit tree seed.

I wish for ranging supplies!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 29, 2013, 10:45:24 am
Granted, but you can only use them at level 100 range.
I wish for god mode.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Charles on July 29, 2013, 10:51:34 am
Granted you cannot be harmed and you cannot harm others.
I wish for 99 magic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on July 29, 2013, 11:17:24 pm
Granted, except now your stuck on the undiscovered spellbook still in development, you cannot cast the spells because the runes are unreleased.

I want a Jagex bronze dagger.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 29, 2013, 11:40:08 pm
Granted, but whenever you equip it your character instantly dies.

I wish for James to suck my wee wee.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bong Water on July 30, 2013, 11:13:28 am
Granted, but whenever you equip it your character instantly dies.

I wish for James to suck my wee wee.

Granted, but he bites it off in the process.
I wish to be successful in life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 30, 2013, 11:20:01 am
Granted but you may never use a bong again.
I wish for 1 million wishes.  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on July 30, 2013, 03:26:22 pm
Granted but those wishes can be only used on things you do not desire.
I wish for another big update :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 30, 2013, 06:19:08 pm
Granted, but nobody knows about the update, and any person who finds out automatically gets banned!

I wish for the largest chocolate bar in the world!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zeliounz on July 30, 2013, 11:32:11 pm
Granted, but the chocolate bar is actually a nuclear bomb capable of blowing up the planet, and it does.

I wish you could stop corrupting my wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 30, 2013, 11:42:44 pm
It appears as if you may have just found the loop hole... Syke.
Granted. I can't corrupt your wishes, but everyone else still can.  8)

I wish for the ability to make any woman I want fall in love with me whenever I sexually gaze into their eyes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 31, 2013, 09:34:03 am
Granted,but you now have a blank spot where your .... should be.
I wish for Dior to come back.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Charles on July 31, 2013, 10:09:11 am
Granted but he cannot log in and can only post in the Off Topic section.
I wish for a hoover board
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zeliounz on July 31, 2013, 02:00:51 pm
Granted, but it can only hoover for 1 second every 10 years.
I wish NO ONE COULD EVER CORRUPT MY WISHES EVER AGAIN.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 31, 2013, 02:03:17 pm
Well then...
Granted bitch, now gtfo this thread.  8)

I wish for scissor hands.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sanji on July 31, 2013, 02:10:55 pm
Granted,but your arms fall off in 10 seconds.
I wish I owned Google.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 31, 2013, 02:21:40 pm
Granted, but you don't gain any money from it.

I wish Santa Claus was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zeliounz on July 31, 2013, 04:30:52 pm
He is, but instead of giving presents, he rapes children.
I wish NO ONES WISH COULD EVER BE CORRUPTED AGAIN
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 31, 2013, 04:51:35 pm
Granted, no ones wishes could ever be corrupted again, only twos.

I wish for Zeliounz to stop camping this thread and trying to find loop holes.  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zeliounz on July 31, 2013, 08:51:43 pm
Granted, But Zeliounz won't return to the game like he was planning, he'll commit suicide (SIKE, I'M BACK BITCHES)
I wish Sean could stop worrying about silly loopholes that don't exist!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on July 31, 2013, 09:13:07 pm
Granted, but as it turns out, the loop holes that don't exist start worrying about you causing all sorts of energies to flow your way.

I want a stick enchanted with sharpness IV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on July 31, 2013, 10:32:38 pm
Granted, but now you can't equip any other item.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Vanguard on August 01, 2013, 01:08:47 pm
Granted, but now you can't equip any other item.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.

Granted, but you can never use it.

I wish for a abnormally large(er) banana, and an internet connection that does not go down on me for a week.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on August 01, 2013, 04:30:51 pm
granted but the bananna is rotten and nobody likes it and the internet connection goes down every day for 3 hours.
I wish for someone to sell me more coal on RR.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on August 01, 2013, 05:14:38 pm
Granted, but then Jad appears and you find yourself in Lumbridge with 3 coins.

I wish for a pet Jad that would eat anyone who corrupts my wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zeliounz on August 01, 2013, 11:49:25 pm
Granted, but your mother takes your computer away
I wish Sean was a beanie baby so i could collect all of him!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gamecube on August 02, 2013, 03:52:22 pm
Your wish is granted. But the little balls inside of Sean that make him all beany-like are actually balls of asbestos. So...umm...your health sort of deteriorates and you end up in a very, very nasty place.

I wish Dvination would come out tomorrow! You're all gonna hate me for that one >___>
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on August 02, 2013, 10:48:45 pm
It does come out when you wanted it to, but it turns out the game has 7 year old graphics to only run on a computer with above average capabilities since a year ago of technological advancement.

I want a liter of freshly made "grasshopper," the mixed drink of mint shake and alcohol.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Vanguard on August 15, 2013, 03:27:15 am
It does come out when you wanted it to, but it turns out the game has 7 year old graphics to only run on a computer with above average capabilities since a year ago of technological advancement.

I want a liter of freshly made "grasshopper," the mixed drink of mint shake and alcohol.

Granted, but drinking it makes you sick.

I wish for an corrupted wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gornu on August 15, 2013, 04:46:19 am
You get the corrupted wish only that it doesn't do anything for you, but your enemies get the positive effects of the wish that you corrupted for yourself, but it isn't corrupt for them.

I want the wish granter to be happy with his/her wish granting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: HappyguyForum on August 15, 2013, 10:05:59 am
I am granting that I am happy with granting myself the opportunity to corrupt your wish.
I wish for summer to start again  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sean on August 16, 2013, 03:52:48 am
Granted, but it will start next year.

I wish for a nice cup of a tea.