Granted, but your mother takes your computer away
I wish Sean was a beanie baby so i could collect all of him!

Your wish is granted. But the little balls inside of Sean that make him all beany-like are actually balls of asbestos. So...umm...your health sort of deteriorates and you end up in a very, very nasty place.

I wish Dvination would come out tomorrow! You're all gonna hate me for that one >___>

It does come out when you wanted it to, but it turns out the game has 7 year old graphics to only run on a computer with above average capabilities since a year ago of technological advancement.

I want a liter of freshly made "grasshopper," the mixed drink of mint shake and alcohol.

Quote from: Garnu on August 02, 2013, 10:48:45 PM
It does come out when you wanted it to, but it turns out the game has 7 year old graphics to only run on a computer with above average capabilities since a year ago of technological advancement.

I want a liter of freshly made "grasshopper," the mixed drink of mint shake and alcohol.

Granted, but drinking it makes you sick.

I wish for an corrupted wish.

You get the corrupted wish only that it doesn't do anything for you, but your enemies get the positive effects of the wish that you corrupted for yourself, but it isn't corrupt for them.

I want the wish granter to be happy with his/her wish granting.

I am granting that I am happy with granting myself the opportunity to corrupt your wish.
I wish for summer to start again  ;)

Granted, but it will start next year.

I wish for a nice cup of a tea.