Find the Person Before You a Job and a Weapon

This game is similar to Ban the Person Before You, the first thread that I made in this forum section.

How to Play

It's simple.  Just give the person that posted before you any job and weapon.

Example

Post #1 - Tour guide and gun.
Post #2 - Factory worker and rocket.

Now decide what job and weapon you should give!  Also check out the ban thread here: http://www.runerebels.com/smf/index.php?topic=240.0

Axe salesman and a battleaxe. Sorry for the bad Bob jokes lol. ;P

Escort with a Candle Stick  8)

Garbage man and 9mm revolver.

Quote from: Jake on May 06, 2012, 09:42:23 PM
Escort with a Candle Stick  8)

I loled irl at that.  ;D

Convenience store cashier with a baseball bat.

Hair dresser with a pack of cards, each card containing a sharp edge for ninja disk use.

Homeless guy with the dildo launcher from jackass 3.

Game over, I win.

Baker with a Pack of Paddle Pop sticks, Each stick containing a sharp edge for ninja disk use.

What's up with you and ninja disks?


Camera man with an AK-47

The guys who sells stuff are sporting events with a Pikachu, Each Zig Zag on Pikachu's tail containing a sharp edge for ninja disk use.

Working In Pokemon Stadium And Your Weapon Is Pikachu.

A Dog Walker and a BattleAxe

Someone that pushes people in trains and your weapon is a taser.

Lolwut, what a shocking ending. :)

A prison Guard and a LMG (Light Machine Gun)

An accountant with a yamaka. :)