Corrupt a Wish

Francis · February 15, 2013, 05:01:07 PM

Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 04:13:07 PM
Granted, although it'll have extra spicy chilli on it.
I wish for more than 24 hours in a day.

Granted, but you get 24 hours and 1 minute in a day.

I wish for level 126 in Rune Rebels.

Dug · February 15, 2013, 07:32:28 PM

Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.

Francis · February 15, 2013, 08:06:42 PM

Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 07:32:28 PM
Granted, but you'll be deprived of that level after 10 seconds.
I wish for cocking funt to stop making fun of me :\.

Granted, but he will only stop for a short period of time.

I wish for a new Ipod Touch

Dug · February 15, 2013, 08:38:18 PM

Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....

Sauke · February 15, 2013, 09:50:20 PM

Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 08:38:18 PM
Granted, but unfortunately the supplies sold you one that was actually dropped in a pile of shit.
I wish for a meal every single day....

Granted, but everything you eat tastes delicious and smells like shit. Also, you have cancer.

I wish for nothing.

Dug · February 15, 2013, 09:54:04 PM

Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Sauke · February 15, 2013, 09:57:24 PM

Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 09:54:04 PM
Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.

Francis · February 16, 2013, 12:38:37 AM

Quote from: Sauke on February 15, 2013, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 09:54:04 PM
Granted, you will get nothing but you will also receive a kick in the ass
I wish for Sauke to go away.

Granted.
jkthatwonthappen

Edit: I wish to cure cancer.

Granted, but there I'm not going to corrupt your wish because that's something I want.

I wish for pizza again.

Dug · February 16, 2013, 06:06:00 AM

Granted, but this time it'll be salivated with an old man's spit.
I wish for a brand new Dodge Charger.

Digtron · February 16, 2013, 08:23:47 PM

Granted, however you can only ride in the passenger seat around you block one time on the third tuesday of December .
I wish this was the last post in this thread. ⸖)

HappyguyForum · February 16, 2013, 11:03:41 PM

Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.

Myself · February 17, 2013, 07:54:36 AM

Quote from: HappyguyForum on February 16, 2013, 11:03:41 PM
Granted, but it was only the last post for a short period of time.
I wish for a wish of my choice that can only be corrupted by myself.

Granted, but you made a fatal error in your wording. I wish for the next poster to write a beautiful poem.

Digtron · February 17, 2013, 07:36:19 PM

Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.

HappyguyForum · February 17, 2013, 07:42:49 PM

Quote from: digtron on February 17, 2013, 07:36:19 PM
Granted, but you don't get to see it.
I wish for Half Life episode 3.

granted, but it comes out the day after your death.
I wish for a hawt sugar momma

Gaystings · February 17, 2013, 09:21:20 PM

granted, but its your cousin.
I wish for a penguin.

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