Granted, but it has 17 stomachs and is shitting almost constantly.
I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but it has demon eyes that open a portal to another world and you release horrible creatures that destroy all humanity.

I wish for some more snow.

Quote from: Cheshire Cat on February 12, 2013, 11:49:41 PM
Granted, but it has demon eyes that open a portal to another world and you release horrible creatures that destroy all humanity.

I wish for some more snow.

granted but The snow is the drug, snow and it came from deep in the depths of mexico which was made in meth lab in the bottom of the basement/ whore house.
I wish for someone to grant my wish

Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking

Quote from: The Skiller on February 13, 2013, 03:22:18 AM
Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking

Granted, but you'll still burn everything you'll ever cook.

I wish for the genie that grants this wish a bad day.

Quote from: Farzeer on February 13, 2013, 07:08:35 AM

Quote from: The Skiller on February 13, 2013, 03:22:18 AM
Granted but only once <3.
I wish for 99 cooking

Granted, but you'll still burn everything you'll ever cook.

I wish for the genie that grants this wish a bad day.

Granted, but he also gives you peglegs.

I wish for snickers..

granted but its made of shit insteada chocolate.
I wish people stopped wishing.

granted, but they only stop for two minutes
I wish I have 20/20 vision

Granted, but I'll be taking your eyes for safe keeping. Into the jar they go.. Hehehe..

I wish I were to become a mortal.

Quote from: Odin on February 14, 2013, 07:05:30 PM
Granted, but I'll be taking your eyes for safe keeping. Into the jar they go.. Hehehe..

I wish I were to become a mortal.

Granted, but it will be within the next hour. Pssst, Kevin said so in IRC. 8)

I wish the skill slayer to be out when i log in next.

Granted, but you won't be able to gain exp.
I wish to succeed!

Quote from: Dug on February 15, 2013, 04:08:49 AM
Granted, but you won't be able to gain exp.
I wish to succeed!

Granted, but only once.

I wish for endless money.

Granted, although it'll have extra spicy chilli on it.
I wish for more than 24 hours in a day.