Greetings fine sir.

Shortly after your departure from these lands, a small perchance meeting in varrock transpired, in which one honourable player proclaimed "good sir, you appear to be quite a bit of a noob". The recipient of this insult then proclaimed "Sir, I wish to inform but the night of yesterday I engaged in coitus with thou birth mother, and she was quite satisified with the end result".

Shortly after, every player chose their sides and engaged in honourable battle, with the results of Sean being named high fool of runerebels, lumbridge been designated "pretty pointless place", and me typing this from above the lava pit while I play anti gravity scrabble with darkerkill.

OT: Not really.