Author Topic: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening  (Read 1214 times)

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>be me
>get to chem class
>girl behind me says "hey why is your wallpaper rune rebels?"
>"omar is luv, omar is lyfe" I reply
>She scoffs and starts giggling
>meathead James overhears our brief convo
>comes up to me "so you're gay for omar?"
>knocks phone out out of my hand
>laughs and high fives Ryan
>pull a rune scimmy out of my pocket
>stand up and recite "De Mysteriis Domini Omar"
>take large bite out of rune scimmy
>phone starts shaking violently
>it emits this green haze, the stench of updates and coding fills the room
>teacher tries to run outside but cant because of unknown blitz error
>omar bursts out of my phone, roaring with rage
>gets James and rips his coding out with one thrust
>shoves it down his throat
>omar fixes a bug with his hand and spreads the update on his fist
>picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina
>the look on their eyes as it bursts out of her coding
>pushes teacher aside and stands in front of the podium
>"so class, what have we learned today??"
>"Omar is love; Omar is life."
>"just as I expected"
>omar returns to my phone, teach continues teachin




we love you omar, you da real mvp
« Last Edit: March 07, 2017, 08:43:50 pm by buttplug »

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Re: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 12:40:16 am »
Hahahaha I read all of it, that's some good shit right there. Jaw literally dropped on the line ">picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina" LOL

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Re: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 01:57:47 pm »
Hahahaha I read all of it, that's some good shit right there. Jaw literally dropped on the line ">picks up the girl who laughed at me and updates her vagina" LOL

#omarislove

Omar himself willed it, I was happy to oblige

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Re: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 04:09:55 pm »
Omas is love; Omar is life.

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Re: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2017, 02:12:46 pm »
Loool, good shit.

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Re: Omar is Love, Omar is Live, part 2: Update Boogaloo: The Omar-ening
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2017, 09:25:26 pm »
yeah bwoiiiii