Questioning the Question

[Garrett]

Should we ask a therapist that very same question?

[Jake]

I thought you cancelled our appointment?

[Garrett]

Why would I do that?

[Jake]

Because you're a numb nut, am I right?

[Garrett]

Would you be mad if I told you that you're wrong?

[Jake]

What do you think?

[Garrett]

Why does it matter what I think?

[Jake]

It doesn't, Did you ever stop to think maybe I was being polite?

[Garrett]

Why would you be polite when you're a meanie?

[Jake]

Maybe there's another side to me that you have not seen, Ever thought about that smarty?

[Garrett]

Would I want to see this other side of you?  :o

[Jake]

You tell me?

[Garrett]

Didn't I ask you first?

[James]

Didn't I ask you first?

Didn't you ask who first?

[Garrett]

Who do you think?