Dat Paradox

[Spiderjunkie]

If you know any paradoxes write here. Doesn't matter if it's already said.

[buttplug]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno's_paradoxes

Thank me later

EDIT:
The Dichotomy paradox is definitely my favorite

[Prayer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes

Has like a lot

[Brothership]

I like the drinker paradox

[buttplug]

I like the drinker paradox

That one shit all over my brain

[Austin]

What came first, the chicken or the egg... boom just had your mind blown.

[Gamecube]

"Fair is foul and foul is fair" - There's a paradox from Macbeth for you. Gotta love Shakespeare!

[Gornu]

Speaking of paradoxes, did the uncooking pot in Evil Bob's realm actually uncook cooked lobster?