Omar is love, omar is life.

buttplug · June 24, 2014, 01:12:39 PM

>be me
>16 years old
>was one of the first bromars
>became a worshiper of omar ever since rune rebels came out back in 2001
>i pray to omar every night
>i was spending the night at james' house because ryan is on holiday
>fucking midget james
>i pray to omar just before bedtime
>james hears me
>calls me a faggot
>i go to sleep crying
>i wake up in the middle of the night
>noises coming from james' room
>"THIS IS MA SERVER!"
>its omar
>omar is sticking his hard omar-sized rune scimmy in james' mouth while simultaneously shoving updates into his coding ;)
>~omar is love omar is life~
>james explodes from all the updates inside of him
>updates go everywhere
>tears of joy
>omar my savior
>"james' life is ovre now"
>my body is ready for omars love
>i strip down to nothing
>i tell omar that there are too many bugs for him
>"ill fix that for ya bby"
>i bend over
>omar starts fixing bugs
>my bank fills with GP and treasure
>this is the best omar i have ever had
>after 30 minuets of solid updates omar turns me over on my back
>he sticks his giant rune scimmy in my mouth and fills it with the sweet taste of bug fixes
>it tastes good
>omar whispers into my ear
>"i must go, ma server needs me"
>omar vanished into thin air

omar is love, omar is life

Onur · June 24, 2014, 01:44:19 PM

Quote from: Elevate on June 24, 2014, 07:18:29 AM
I need to know who Onur is.

me, we met in game, onur, slayer aka sent

buttplug · June 24, 2014, 01:45:53 PM

Quote from: Onur on June 24, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Elevate on June 24, 2014, 07:18:29 AM
I need to know who Onur is.
me, we met in game, onur, slayer aka sent

Most commonly known as Omar

He habe grased us with his presence

Gamecube · June 24, 2014, 02:08:32 PM

Quote from: buttplug on June 24, 2014, 01:45:53 PM
Quote from: Onur on June 24, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Elevate on June 24, 2014, 07:18:29 AM
I need to know who Onur is.
me, we met in game, onur, slayer aka sent

Most commonly known as Omar

He habe grased us with his presence

"Ha habe grased us with his presence"

29 Characters.
Illuminati has 10 characters.
Illuminati Triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati Triangle has 1 eye.
3 x 10 = 30
30 - 1 = 29
29.
29 characters.
Omar is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

buttplug · June 24, 2014, 05:08:37 PM

Quote from: Gamecube on June 24, 2014, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: buttplug on June 24, 2014, 01:45:53 PM
Quote from: Onur on June 24, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Elevate on June 24, 2014, 07:18:29 AM
I need to know who Onur is.
me, we met in game, onur, slayer aka sent

Most commonly known as Omar

He habe grased us with his presence

"Ha habe grased us with his presence"

29 Characters.
Illuminati has 10 characters.
Illuminati Triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati Triangle has 1 eye.
3 x 10 = 30
30 - 1 = 29
29.
29 characters.
Omar is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

omar has 7 letters
the word letters has 7 letters
omar is an english major

edub · June 24, 2014, 07:36:04 PM

Quote from: buttplug on June 24, 2014, 01:12:39 PM
>be me
>16 years old
>was one of the first bromars
>became a worshiper of omar ever since rune rebels came out back in 2001
>i pray to omar every night
>i was spending the night at james' house because ryan is on holiday
>fucking midget james
>i pray to omar just before bedtime
>james hears me
>calls me a faggot
>i go to sleep crying
>i wake up in the middle of the night
>noises coming from my james' room
>"THIS IS MA SERVER!"
>its omar
>omar is sticking his hard omar-sized rune scimmy in james' mouth while simultaneously shoving updates into his coding ;)
>~omar is love omar is life~
>james explodes from all the updates inside of him
>updates go everywhere
>tears of joy
>omar my savior
>"james' life is ovre now"
>my body is ready for omars love
>i strip down to nothing
>i tell omar that there are too many bugs for him
>"ill fix that for ya bby"
>i bend over
>omar starts fixing bugs
>my bank fills with GP and treasure
>this is the best omar i have ever had
>after 30 minuets of solid updates omar turns me over on my back
>he sticks his giant rune scimmy in my mouth and fills it with the sweet taste of bug fixes
>it tastes good
>omar whispers into my ear
>"i must go, ma server needs me"
>omar vanished into thin air

omar is love, omar is life

Is this the prophecy of Omar?

buttplug · June 24, 2014, 07:56:42 PM

Quote from: edub on June 24, 2014, 07:36:04 PM
Quote from: buttplug on June 24, 2014, 01:12:39 PM
>be me
>16 years old
>was one of the first bromars
>became a worshiper of omar ever since rune rebels came out back in 2001
>i pray to omar every night
>i was spending the night at james' house because ryan is on holiday
>fucking midget james
>i pray to omar just before bedtime
>james hears me
>calls me a faggot
>i go to sleep crying
>i wake up in the middle of the night
>noises coming from my james' room
>"THIS IS MA SERVER!"
>its omar
>omar is sticking his hard omar-sized rune scimmy in james' mouth while simultaneously shoving updates into his coding ;)
>~omar is love omar is life~
>james explodes from all the updates inside of him
>updates go everywhere
>tears of joy
>omar my savior
>"james' life is ovre now"
>my body is ready for omars love
>i strip down to nothing
>i tell omar that there are too many bugs for him
>"ill fix that for ya bby"
>i bend over
>omar starts fixing bugs
>my bank fills with GP and treasure
>this is the best omar i have ever had
>after 30 minuets of solid updates omar turns me over on my back
>he sticks his giant rune scimmy in my mouth and fills it with the sweet taste of bug fixes
>it tastes good
>omar whispers into my ear
>"i must go, ma server needs me"
>omar vanished into thin air

omar is love, omar is life

Is this the prophecy of Omar?

It is my recollection of a personal encounter I had with our lord and savior Omar

I believe Austin has posted a story of his shenanigans with Omar. Feel free to post your own personal stories of times you met Omar.

omar es luv omar es lif

edub · June 24, 2014, 08:55:48 PM

Omar is my top contributor to my 99 smithing quest so far ;D

Prayer · June 25, 2014, 01:22:26 AM

Omar is what keeps me motivated training slayer. Without him I'd leave slayer to the last thing I ever do.

Here's an apple to Omar.

turn it into wineee

James · June 25, 2014, 02:03:37 AM

once upon time
the end

Onur · June 25, 2014, 04:26:55 AM

Am omar

The Vanguard · June 25, 2014, 04:34:51 AM

You shall give up this blasphemous faith in the name of omega 3 fatty acids.

The time of the salmon is nigh.

Gornu · June 26, 2014, 01:37:05 AM

Ilapo Omar, pejaka nuske Omar, I'ch meto Djos!

Good 'ol Bird Language, never fails.

Google translator has nothing on my translations.

Translation from Bird to English: I love Omar, in love to serve and respect Omar, BUT I know better to cross his master, Djos.

buttplug · June 26, 2014, 12:56:08 PM

Quote from: James on June 25, 2014, 02:03:37 AM
once upon time
the end

james pls

edub · June 26, 2014, 07:27:56 PM

Quote from: buttplug on June 26, 2014, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: James on June 25, 2014, 02:03:37 AM
once upon time
the end

james pls

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Omar is love, omar is life.