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Started by The Vanguard, June 29, 2013, 09:13:45 AM

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The Vanguard

Here, I will solve all the problems the world is and will ever face.

Funny answers not guaranteed.


Disclaimer: James seems like a top bloke, and I know he will take this in good humour, but just in case, I have several emergency escape routes planned around my house, bring it on!
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

N0vapur3

When I play the Kerbal Space Program, how do I make the shuttle look MORE like a pnis? (It's censored :l)

The Vanguard

Quote from: N0va on June 29, 2013, 12:21:06 PM
When I play the Kerbal Space Program, how do I make the shuttle look MORE like a pnis? (It's censored :l)

Add more fuel tanks, Giving it height, width, and the power to go all night. ;D
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

HappyguyForum

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jame's coco puffs..
Selling sets of armor bronze-mith. message me in game for the prices if interested :P -happyguy3216

The Vanguard

Quote from: HappyguyForum on June 29, 2013, 05:56:17 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jame's coco puffs..


83, yet he will only enjoy 20 or so at any one time.
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

Sean

How do I get the lord of peepee sucking to shut his mouth forever?

The Vanguard

Quote from: Sean on June 29, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
How do I get the lord of peepee sucking to shut his mouth forever?

Slap James on the head,and then wire his mouth shut, see any of the oddworld series games that include abe for inspiration.
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

Famoo

How do I get James to stop biting my weenus?
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The Vanguard

Quote from: Famoo on June 29, 2013, 06:05:02 PM
How do I get James to stop biting my weenus?

See the above answer.
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

Prayer




The Vanguard

Quote from: Prayer on June 29, 2013, 09:18:42 PM
Are you a fruit?

Are we talking about the scurvy destroying miracles or the nasty way in which some people would ask if I have relations of a sexual nature with members of my gender?

if the questions is the former,I do not have an answer until the huge battles going on worldwide come to an end and decide if a tomato truly is a fruit. If the questions is the latter, no, but my alcohol intakes surely has the gay line somewhere.
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

James

Hi, I'm James. I'm old as hell.

Quote from: Spiderjunkie on September 28, 2014, 04:55:12 AM
I need to Java again, lol


The Vanguard

Quote from: James on June 30, 2013, 12:12:27 PM
Band!


THAT'S NOT QUESTION!!!


YOU BAND FOR GOING OFF TOPIC!

Wait....no silver crown.........nooooooooooo
You know that weird flavour in your mouth when you woke up this morning? Yup, that was me.

Gamecube

Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?
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'.,,,,. .',,¸¸,.·¹°¹, ...... 'Ýõù mûšt šöw thé šèêdš ýøûršëlf' ...... ,¹°¹·.,¸¸,,'. .,,,,.'
.............. ',,¸,,' Øñlÿ théñ wìll ýõù rêåp †hë réwàrdš ît brïñgš ',,¸,,' .....

Nick

Quote from: Gamecube on June 30, 2013, 03:58:40 PM
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.