Neopets

[JT]

I just checked and:

Species:    Shoyru
Health:    50 / 60
Mood:    delighted!
Hunger:    dying
Age:    2,144 days
Level:    30


Account Type:    Ultimate Riches!
Current Balance:    14,134,596 NP
Interest Rate:    12.5% per year
Yearly Interest:    1,766,824 NP

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NEOPETS.

[HappyguyForum]

wtf is neopets?

[Famoo]

You've never heard of Neopets?!?! Shame on you. Back in the day, that was THE shit (not literally).