A job.. any job...
Interesting question...
I'd.. Become a consultant, I'd be paid for simply sharing my ideas and talking about random things. I'd prefer to be a consultant to a multi-trillionare. Not just any Multi-trillionare, one who pays in gold... Gold bars.. On a weekly basis. Who also only requires my consultation once a week from 3PM to 7PM, on Mondays.
The reason for such, I'd have lots of free time, lots of gold. Plus I've always wanted to send a homeless/poor fellow into shock by throwing them either a bar of gold, or several gold coins.
Well, there's the answer to the question... As for the why... Ehh, I like the idea, throwing some less fortunate fellow some gold to see their excitement and surprise. Something about the idea, making lots of money, just to be able to give a lot more to those who need help. Ahh well, I could probably go on, but I shan't.