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Todo / Npc Castle Wars man's words don't fit in his dialogue box properly
« on: September 13, 2018, 01:12:31 pm »
fun stuff

Fixed bugs / Npc Count Draynor can't be killed
« on: July 03, 2018, 08:15:31 pm »
I seem to be unable to kill Count Draynor, I have the garlic and the text even came up saying "You hammer the stake into the vampire's chest!" but he still doesn't die, and now I have no stake

After returning to Doctor Harlow in Varrock and giving him another beer he gave me another stake, upon returning to Draynor Manor, Count Draynor was killed as normal. The only difference between both attempts at killing Count Draynor I hit the special attack button the first time and the second time I just killed him normally. Weird shit.

Off Topic / Omar Stories: Volume 5
« on: April 24, 2018, 01:08:08 pm »
>be 2010, still playing runescape
>jagex is a fucktard, no wildy, no free trade
>be in pvp world, trying to remember what it felt like to pk
>everyday i go to the church of lumbridge and pray to omar
>pray that he will smite jagex
>level 138 summoningfag sees me praying
>comes up to me with his yak
>"lolnoob omar isnt real only lvl126 new skill learn summoning"
>heart is racing, im sweating trying to think of a comeback
>mumble out "summoning is for the impure"
>"lol fite me i pwn u"
>yak starts fighting me
>yak attack
>pull out rune scimmy
>kill it in two hits
>jagfag is mad now
>pulls out ags and specs me
>im lying on the floor with one Hp
>no hope
>preparing to die
>white light in front of my eyes
>omar steps out from the light in all his glory
>lvl 126, wearing fancy boots, dragon chainbody, and blue party hat
>jagfag looks at him in awe, about to cry
>omar pulls out his dragon schlongsword and skewers jagfag through his anus
>jagfag shredded to pieces
>omar turns toward me
>"i have come for you my child"
>i hear unzipping
>i drop my pants and humbly accept his great offering into me
>he thrashes me with the force of a thousand granite mauls
>deposits pure essence all over my face
>Hp back to full
>i thank omar
>"it is not omar yet"
>whisks me away to a far away land, a wonderful land called runerebels
>everything is just like it used to be
>smoke shisha all day with omar from his gold trimmed dragon hookah
>life is good
>omar es luv
>omar es lyf

« on: March 27, 2018, 03:17:42 pm »
Incredibly dangerous bug. The health bar above the player will display near full health, though if you check the actual hit points you can see it my health is much lower than suggested by the health bar. Sometimes the opposite occurs and shows health as mostly gone even with near full HP. No idea what causes it and it seems to happen at random, but can really fuck your day up if you aren't paying attention and think you've got more HP than you actually do.

Off Topic / Om4r
« on: March 26, 2018, 01:18:13 pm »
>today is the school trip to the lake
>i bring with me my copy of omar's autobiography and my spinning dragon plate
>kids on the bus mock me and my love for omar
>"omar is gay"
>they haven't let the light of omar into their hearts and anuses
>we get to the lake and i take a walk down a path
>by the lake, pray to omar
>black overhears me and laughs
>"omar is gey"
>black takes spinning plate from me and crushes it
>"i will destroy omar"
>i get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious plate
>black chuckles heartily
>the smell of monthly updates fills the surrounding air
>a naked enraged omar bursts from the clearing
>black runs away but it is futile
>omar with the force of a thousand tztok-jads thrusts his rune scimmy forward
>impales black
>blood paints the foliage
>before i could thank the omarlord the silence is broken by the screams of muse
>muse tries to run away as omar chases after him
>"where do ya think ur goin bby?"
>omar grabs muse and was about to permaban him from existence but he sees charles to his right
>charles is frozen in fear
>omar runs over towards charles and knocks him onto his stomach
>omar uses his mighty developer tools to program a hole in the back of charles and proceeds to put muse inside
>omar patches charles up and then inserts himself into charles' internal issue system
>omar updates and buttrapes charles but is also mouthraping muse at the same time
>i can hear muse's screams inside charles
>omar lets out a mighty roar as he empties himself into charles
>charles swells up and bursts open to reveal the steaming carcass of muse covered in copious amounts of omar's bug fixes
>omar crumbles carcass into a ball and throws it into the lake
>the teacher runs up screaming
>"no need 2 omar-react"
>the teacher tries to escape as omar then swings his banhammer crushing the teacher's skeleton
>"...i-is it omar now?"
>"nawt yet"
>omar casts entangle and knocks me down to my hands and knees
>i am ready to pleasure omar
>omar tears my server wide open and i feel the glorious pain as his dev tools penetrate through my coding and out of my mouth
>i pass out from the strain on my anus
>wake up later
>mouth and ass are covered in RuneRebels Andromeda version 2.5
>i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home
>finally get home
>mom asks what happened
>"omar is love" i say "omar is life"

Off Topic / Omar-calypse Now (Omar III)
« on: March 05, 2018, 06:02:05 pm »
>131st Airborne 40 kilometers north of Saigon
>we are patrolling the jungle when we are ambushed by Vietcong
>entire squad is wiped out
>taken to prison camp
>2 months pass
>sitting in my cell when I hear a voice say "I have a visual, omar and out"
>hail of gunfire kills cell guard as air fills with scent of coding
>a large man walks to my cell, his nametag read "sgt. omar"
>breaks open cell, I pull a ppsh-41 from a dead guard
>we shoot our way out, killing an estimated 70 Vietcong
>we are joined by james whom has a m60 lmg and black who has a m21
>head into nearby village
>tense as shit
>james shoots 4 civilians
>omar yells "what the fuckin hell are ya doing?"
>"all these gooks are the same, omar" as he kills more
>"ya fuckin animal!" yells omar as he tackles james
>the two fight but black stops it
>Vietcong are alerted by gunshots as hundreds pour into the village
>we fight into the late hours of the night
>as we run low on ammo, omar calls in ryan for a napalm strike
>hit close
>we are all unconscious
>wake up next morning
>watch a heavily injured omar stand up, pick up an AK off a dead Vietcong
>james says "hey... get me a medic..."
>omar glares at james then aims the AK at him
>james glares back and says "do it."
>omar shoots him 3 times and hotpatches his drop table
>pass out again
>wake up again and they are all gone, even james
>found by patrol with apc
>soldier ask if I'm ok
>I say "yes, someone was watching omar me"
>omar is love, omar is life

Todo / Other The mithril pickaxe and adamant pickaxe icons are switched in the guide
« on: March 02, 2018, 05:16:16 pm »
Not really a bug but still

Off Topic / wen u hit tha bong in public cuz weed is legal in ardougne
« on: February 28, 2018, 05:06:07 pm »

fuk tha police

Fixed bugs / Other This door thinks it's a gate
« on: February 28, 2018, 04:57:06 pm »
This door in Ardougne becomes a gate when opened, not only that but the "pick lock" option functions as the "open door/close door" option regardless of whether you have a lockpick. When closed, it appears as a normal door.

EDIT: and although the door appears as a gate, it still knows its a door. It has no "close door" option however

Report a Bug / Other I don't think the camera is supposed to clip into the walls like this
« on: February 25, 2018, 11:46:02 pm »

I could watch myself go through the pipe

EDIT: its the Brimhaven dungeon, this particular spot is the pipe between the black demons and the red dragons

Off Topic / Prayer is officially tha dankest ever
« on: February 25, 2018, 04:25:27 am »
dont @ me

pls dnt be mad omar

Fixed bugs / Npc Only the level 89 Turoth has drops
« on: November 11, 2017, 03:37:33 pm »
The level  83, 85, and 87 Turoths don't drop anything, not even bones, only the level 89 Turoth has any drops and there is only one of the mfers around

Also none have death animations

« on: November 04, 2017, 01:56:05 pm »
Last year around December is when we started seeing signs of life from RuneRebels, and we ended up with new content by the end of January and then had pretty consistent updates through early May before everything dried up in June.

My point is, could we be slowly getting closer to the most wonderful time of the year, where the devs start blessing us with some dank ass updates? Or is this wishful thinking? Would really appreciate some input from the folks at AGF as to what is going on behind the scenes (if anything)

EDIT: >tfw nobody wants to get hype wif u and all the devs are ded


EDIT 2: I would like to thank everyone who contributed to helping me GET HYPE for RuneRebels updates

Rants / went afk, lost rune scimmy, everyone ded
« on: October 24, 2017, 08:58:41 pm »
is there anyone that still plays that would sell me one pls ;_;

Fixed bugs / Other The gate in Taverly Dungeon does not work, not even with a key
« on: September 26, 2017, 08:46:09 pm »
I liked this gate better when it thought it was a door, now it has caused this place to become my tomb

EDIT: But yeah could we fix this as soon as possible I want to train Slayer but can't because it is now a pain in the dick to go down there

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