I would like to buy the essence.

Abyssal demons cannot be accessed atm, They will have to release Canifis first :[

As what role? If you are playing Adc you can't take all the credit yourself.

One of my goals in Runescape over the years has been to get 99 Slayer. I came fairly close before Jagex introduced EoC. I had less than 2 million experience left to 99. So now my goal will be to get it here (if nothing unfortunate happens).
My first task was Green Dragons

In the seconds one.
Man 1 - Now i'll blow up the entire street.
Police woman - What will you blow up the street with?
Man 1 - Do you want to try it!?
Police woman - What will you blow up the street with?
Man 1 - Do you want to try it!?
Then she pretty much goes rampage and tells the dog to attack.
and in the end the "friend" pokes him and says "i think you are hurt."

You only say welcome to donators? Charles got donator status.

I call shenanigans. These deals seem too good to be true. They must be some sort of scam.