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Miscellaneous Boards => Forum Games => Started by: The Vanguard on December 08, 2013, 04:58:45 pm

Title: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 08, 2013, 04:58:45 pm
Bored, please ask me moar things and help me understand the nature of my existence.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Petter on December 08, 2013, 06:17:02 pm
Tarantulas. nuff.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Jake on December 09, 2013, 12:05:44 am
Why does petter suck?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Sean on December 09, 2013, 01:24:45 am
Shouldn't you be saving the world or something?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 09, 2013, 01:59:19 pm
Tarantulas. nuff.


THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 09, 2013, 01:59:51 pm
Why does petter suck?

Times are tough, gotta make money somehow.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 09, 2013, 02:00:17 pm
Shouldn't you be saving the world or something?

No saving this world friend.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Petter on December 11, 2013, 12:11:37 am
Do you think you would be able to wake Sean's mother up?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 11, 2013, 01:26:28 pm
Do you think you would be able to wake Sean's mother up?

Not after our personal workouts.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 11, 2013, 03:19:10 pm
Do you look at food porn?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 11, 2013, 03:28:20 pm
Do you look at food porn?

Nope, but once at the gym, I saw this 300 pound fucker start to dribble at the end of "man vs food: The carnivore chronicles" when they play shots of meat cooking to porn music, but that may have been his face sweat.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Kryptonite on December 11, 2013, 05:46:00 pm
Will you please explain the quantum mechanics behind electrons maneuvering to different energy levels in an atom if the space in between them is a zero probability of existence?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 11, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Will you please explain the quantum mechanics behind electrons maneuvering to different energy levels in an atom if the space in between them is a zero probability of existence?

God did it.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Kendall on December 11, 2013, 05:59:10 pm
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 11, 2013, 08:30:41 pm
If a tiddly wink is yellow, and a propeller has three blades, how many average burger wrappers does McDonald's have on its property at any given hour?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Austin on December 11, 2013, 08:47:09 pm
How many whores line up at your door daily.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 12, 2013, 12:36:19 pm
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

24 miles an hour.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 12, 2013, 12:37:44 pm
If a tiddly wink is yellow, and a propeller has three blades, how many average burger wrappers does McDonald's have on its property at any given hour?

5318008
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 12, 2013, 12:39:05 pm
How many whores line up at your door daily.

Just Sean, luckily he is both fit enough and horny enough to satisfy me daily.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 13, 2013, 03:06:44 am
How many posts does it take to answer three questions in a row?
Are you trying to raise a post count where posts aren't counted here?
Is your stance in general, not politics, liberal or conservative?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 13, 2013, 09:41:19 am
How many posts does it take to answer three questions in a row?
Are you trying to raise a post count where posts aren't counted here?
Is your stance in general, not politics, liberal or conservative?

1. Should be one, but its 3 due to my lazy nature.

2. Nope, just lazy.

3. Probably leaning more to the liberal label in terms of social issues, my political views are probably leaning towards those of the Current British conservatives considering their stance on mass immigration (against), gay marriage (for) and the EU (for, but wanting a different deal out of it), those being my big 3 issues I care most about.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 14, 2013, 01:33:54 am
What do you think of my next avatar of a fishy woman?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 14, 2013, 04:40:41 am
What do you think of my next avatar of a fishy woman?

Only ever so slightly disturbing, but at least I know you have an interesting mind.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 17, 2013, 04:37:52 am
How do you like my updated avatar?  Better color, eh?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on December 17, 2013, 12:37:39 pm
How do you like my updated avatar?  Better color, eh?


Just makes it even more disturbing, nice job garnu!
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on December 24, 2013, 10:59:01 pm
Do you know of a workstation as well as a model/animation software can handle quickly producing CGI to the point where it is indistinguishable from animatronics?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on January 01, 2014, 02:06:15 pm
Do you know of a workstation as well as a model/animation software can handle quickly producing CGI to the point where it is indistinguishable from animatronics?

No
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gamecube on January 01, 2014, 03:02:25 pm
1) What gender is Prayer?
2) Is Brothership as awesome as I think he is?
3) What's "up" with Garnu?
4) Does James have #swag?
5) Is Petter German?

That is all.

/Post.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on January 01, 2014, 04:20:55 pm
1) What gender is Prayer?
2) Is Brothership as awesome as I think he is?
3) What's "up" with Garnu?
4) Does James have #swag?
5) Is Petter German?

That is all.

/Post.

1 Female, not that it really matters that much.

2. No, he is even more awesome.

3. Men like you and me could not even begin to comprehend his genius.

4. All the #swag

5. Yep, he is very German. That's why he sounds so angry all the time.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Slayer on January 06, 2014, 05:02:10 pm
When does the narwhal bacon?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on January 08, 2014, 12:51:29 pm
When does the narwhal bacon?

At midnight, so it be said.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Charles on January 08, 2014, 05:34:54 pm
Why don't you skill anymore?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on January 10, 2014, 01:04:57 pm
Why don't you skill anymore?

Because dark souls and pokemon.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on January 10, 2014, 02:50:05 pm
Based on your avatar of 01/10/14, is there a missing person report on the back of the milk carton man?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on January 11, 2014, 02:54:25 pm
Based on your avatar of 01/10/14, is there a missing person report on the back of the milk carton man?

Probably, please excuse me while I tend to that annoying noise coming from my basement.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Gornu on February 02, 2014, 05:54:36 pm
If I posted a "How to become a magic user" on youtube as a video lecture, how many people would start doing magic?  Do you think that some secret society would try to have the videos taken down some how?
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on February 03, 2014, 05:06:55 pm
If I posted a "How to become a magic user" on youtube as a video lecture, how many people would start doing magic?  Do you think that some secret society would try to have the videos taken down some how?

I think you have been watching too much harry potter.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Galleta on February 03, 2014, 05:10:52 pm
I love british people.. Is it true that you drink a lot of tea? :$
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on February 03, 2014, 05:14:22 pm
I love british people.. Is it true that you drink a lot of tea? :$

Yeah, pretty much.

Although, I personally cannot stand the stuff.
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: Slayer on February 03, 2014, 05:22:41 pm
Explain garnu his profile pic x)
Title: Re: Ask me Moar stuff.
Post by: The Vanguard on February 03, 2014, 05:23:33 pm
Explain garnu

Impossibru!