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Title: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 29, 2013, 09:13:45 am
Here, I will solve all the problems the world is and will ever face.

Funny answers not guaranteed.


Disclaimer: James seems like a top bloke, and I know he will take this in good humour, but just in case, I have several emergency escape routes planned around my house, bring it on!
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: N0vapur3 on June 29, 2013, 12:21:06 pm
When I play the Kerbal Space Program, how do I make the shuttle look MORE like a pnis? (It's censored :l)
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 29, 2013, 12:52:39 pm
When I play the Kerbal Space Program, how do I make the shuttle look MORE like a pnis? (It's censored :l)

Add more fuel tanks, Giving it height, width, and the power to go all night. ;D
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: HappyguyForum on June 29, 2013, 05:56:17 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jame's coco puffs..
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 29, 2013, 05:57:00 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jame's coco puffs..


83, yet he will only enjoy 20 or so at any one time.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Sean on June 29, 2013, 05:58:52 pm
How do I get the lord of peepee sucking to shut his mouth forever?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 29, 2013, 06:00:39 pm
How do I get the lord of peepee sucking to shut his mouth forever?

Slap James on the head,and then wire his mouth shut, see any of the oddworld series games that include abe for inspiration.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Famoo on June 29, 2013, 06:05:02 pm
How do I get James to stop biting my weenus?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 29, 2013, 06:29:38 pm
How do I get James to stop biting my weenus?

See the above answer.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Prayer on June 29, 2013, 09:18:42 pm
Are you a fruit?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 30, 2013, 04:09:47 am
Are you a fruit?

Are we talking about the scurvy destroying miracles or the nasty way in which some people would ask if I have relations of a sexual nature with members of my gender?

if the questions is the former,I do not have an answer until the huge battles going on worldwide come to an end and decide if a tomato truly is a fruit. If the questions is the latter, no, but my alcohol intakes surely has the gay line somewhere.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: James on June 30, 2013, 12:12:27 pm
Band!
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on June 30, 2013, 12:22:45 pm
Band!


THAT'S NOT QUESTION!!!


YOU BAND FOR GOING OFF TOPIC!

Wait....no silver crown.........nooooooooooo
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Gamecube on June 30, 2013, 03:58:40 pm
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2013, 11:14:39 pm
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on July 01, 2013, 03:42:53 am
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.


No, its because they arrrrrrrrrr fruits.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Gamecube on July 01, 2013, 03:01:40 pm
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.


No, its because they arrrrrrrrrr fruits.

You've made my day Vanguard. Do you think you accomplished that?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on July 01, 2013, 05:10:40 pm
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.


No, its because they arrrrrrrrrr fruits.

You've made my day Vanguard. Do you think you accomplished that?

I have a warm feeling now.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Sanji on July 13, 2013, 11:51:19 am
Why are Butt pirates, butt pirates?

I got this one for you, Vanguard. It's because they truly believe that's where the treasure is hidden and they can't accept the fact that it's not there so they just keep looking in that location.

Is it because of what the butt pirates did to you?   ;D

No, its because they arrrrrrrrrr fruits.

You've made my day Vanguard. Do you think you accomplished that?

I have a warm feeling now.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Sean on July 13, 2013, 05:51:30 pm
Oh, Wise One, when will Slayer be released?  :'(
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Tiellanor on July 14, 2013, 05:10:52 am
How do you think an alien life form evolved for mobility and stealth would look like?
Please include a sketch.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on July 14, 2013, 06:48:04 am
Oh, Wise One, when will Slayer be released?  :'(

We must sacrifice a virgin into the great admin volcano.

Say, is James on right now?
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on July 14, 2013, 02:59:12 pm
How do you think an alien life form evolved for mobility and stealth would look like?
Please include a sketch.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Alien_vs._Predator_(2004)_-_Alien.jpg)

Look at ma beast drawing skilllllllllz
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: Gornu on July 15, 2013, 12:02:40 am
What is your favorite type of character in a playwright, book, or general story?  This can include what the character does but I'm not looking for a name or a title for some unique character.  I'm also not looking for the actor/ress for this question.
Title: Re: Ask me anything.
Post by: The Vanguard on July 15, 2013, 05:28:37 am
What is your favorite type of character in a playwright, book, or general story?  This can include what the character does but I'm not looking for a name or a title for some unique character.  I'm also not looking for the actor/ress for this question.

The cynical, shady guy with the troubled background who has a bleak outlook on life, usually used in such a way to generate humour.