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Off Topic / Om4r
« on: March 26, 2018, 01:18:13 pm »
>today is the school trip to the lake
>i bring with me my copy of omar's autobiography and my spinning dragon plate
>kids on the bus mock me and my love for omar
>"omar is gay"
>they haven't let the light of omar into their hearts and anuses
>we get to the lake and i take a walk down a path
>by the lake, pray to omar
>black overhears me and laughs
>"omar is gey"
>black takes spinning plate from me and crushes it
>"i will destroy omar"
>i get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious plate
>black chuckles heartily
>the smell of monthly updates fills the surrounding air
>a naked enraged omar bursts from the clearing
>black runs away but it is futile
>omar with the force of a thousand tztok-jads thrusts his rune scimmy forward
>impales black
>blood paints the foliage
>before i could thank the omarlord the silence is broken by the screams of muse
>muse tries to run away as omar chases after him
>"where do ya think ur goin bby?"
>omar grabs muse and was about to permaban him from existence but he sees charles to his right
>charles is frozen in fear
>omar runs over towards charles and knocks him onto his stomach
>omar uses his mighty developer tools to program a hole in the back of charles and proceeds to put muse inside
>omar patches charles up and then inserts himself into charles' internal issue system
>omar updates and buttrapes charles but is also mouthraping muse at the same time
>i can hear muse's screams inside charles
>omar lets out a mighty roar as he empties himself into charles
>charles swells up and bursts open to reveal the steaming carcass of muse covered in copious amounts of omar's bug fixes
>omar crumbles carcass into a ball and throws it into the lake
>the teacher runs up screaming
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
>"no need 2 omar-react"
>the teacher tries to escape as omar then swings his banhammer crushing the teacher's skeleton
>TO DO: INSERT OMAR RAPE DIALOGUE HERE.
>"...i-is it omar now?"
>"nawt yet"
>omar casts entangle and knocks me down to my hands and knees
>i am ready to pleasure omar
>omar tears my server wide open and i feel the glorious pain as his dev tools penetrate through my coding and out of my mouth
>i pass out from the strain on my anus
>wake up later
>mouth and ass are covered in RuneRebels Andromeda version 2.5
>i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home
>finally get home
>mom asks what happened
>"omar is love" i say "omar is life"

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General / Re: Scary things
« on: March 11, 2018, 07:21:19 pm »
always have an alt nearby just in case

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Fixed bugs / Can't empty plant cure vials
« on: March 09, 2018, 02:27:44 pm »
When you choose the "empty plant cure" option you get the "nothing interesting happens" text

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Fixed bugs / Re: Only the level 89 Turoth has drops
« on: March 09, 2018, 02:25:21 pm »
Forwarded to the developers.

reference: blitz/core-engine#91

b-but its already been fixed

EDIT: actually I'm not certain if they have death animations or not but the drops definitely have been fixed

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Todo / Re: Bugged Dust devil
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:41:38 pm »
A lot of NPCs do this, they seem to respawn frozen in their death animation, they appear to only spin around in place but still can attack you/be attacked from a distance, I've seen it from guards and hill giants as well

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Fixed bugs / Re: Open or closed? Why not both?
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:39:06 pm »
The door on Turael's hut doesn't even exist

how can the door on Turael's hut exist if your eyes aren't real

Most trees are blue

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Todo / Re: Watermelons
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:37:16 pm »
You are unable to eat watermelons after farming them.

Do you get the "nothing interesting happens" text after? If so its just like the toad's legs

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General / Re: Offline
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:32:42 pm »
I may be offline for a few days, that means none of my activity on Rune Rebels.  My payee decided to do it their way, by snail mail, and if I get disconnected today, my bill will be the same as if I got a check yesterday and paid it myself.  So, if I don't login tonight or update this, see you soon.

at first I read it as "I may be offline for a few years" and was like wat

sorry to hear that man, good luck

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Fixed bugs / Re: Open or closed? Why not both?
« on: March 06, 2018, 07:37:42 pm »
The door on Turael's hut doesn't even exist

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Rants / Re: wat
« on: March 06, 2018, 02:08:04 pm »
Can we lock this thread? I thought we used to have a rule about reviving obviously dead threads...

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Rants / Re: wat
« on: March 05, 2018, 09:43:20 pm »
rip server, so ded

it was half a decade ago m8

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Off Topic / Re: Omar-calypse Now (Omar III)
« on: March 05, 2018, 07:46:50 pm »
Omar approves this

Omar has spoken

prais be unto him

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Off Topic / Omar-calypse Now (Omar III)
« on: March 05, 2018, 06:02:05 pm »
>1967
>131st Airborne 40 kilometers north of Saigon
>we are patrolling the jungle when we are ambushed by Vietcong
>entire squad is wiped out
>taken to prison camp
>2 months pass
>sitting in my cell when I hear a voice say "I have a visual, omar and out"
>hail of gunfire kills cell guard as air fills with scent of coding
>a large man walks to my cell, his nametag read "sgt. omar"
>breaks open cell, I pull a ppsh-41 from a dead guard
>we shoot our way out, killing an estimated 70 Vietcong
>we are joined by james whom has a m60 lmg and black who has a m21
>head into nearby village
>tense as shit
>james shoots 4 civilians
>omar yells "what the fuckin hell are ya doing?"
>"all these gooks are the same, omar" as he kills more
>"ya fuckin animal!" yells omar as he tackles james
>the two fight but black stops it
>Vietcong are alerted by gunshots as hundreds pour into the village
>we fight into the late hours of the night
>as we run low on ammo, omar calls in ryan for a napalm strike
>hit close
>we are all unconscious
>wake up next morning
>watch a heavily injured omar stand up, pick up an AK off a dead Vietcong
>james says "hey... get me a medic..."
>omar glares at james then aims the AK at him
>james glares back and says "do it."
>omar shoots him 3 times and hotpatches his drop table
>pass out again
>wake up again and they are all gone, even james
>found by patrol with apc
>soldier ask if I'm ok
>I say "yes, someone was watching omar me"
>omar is love, omar is life

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